Archives for May 2004
Too old to be wild is the biggest load of disapproving, schoolmarmish bollocks about bikers I’ve seen… this week, at least.
Mind you, I know a few of these ‘weekend warrior’ bikers, mostly middle-aged wankers who try to strike up conversations or impromptu street races because they’re under the impression that we have something in […]
Those minute-long idents on BBC 6 Music really get on my tits, they go for bastarding AGES and always have that stupid “Yeaah yeah yeaaaaahhhh!!!” wailing woman tacked on the end. Still, it’s always nice to hear a recitation of Steven Wells reviewing a Radiohead single from a decade-or-so ago.
UK pondered suicide pigeon attacks - “A thousand pigeons each with a two ounce explosive capsule, landed at intervals on a specific target, might be a seriously inconvenient surprise”. Yeah, especially if they shat on your shoulder whilst descending…
…and in a related link - Cold war bomb warmed by chickens.
Fire ‘destroys’ Saatchi classics - there is a God up there, and he has finally proven his worth with this simple act. Thank you lord.