Quad Lasers

You might recognise Gonzo. He’s one of the Muppets.
While taking a much needed nap this afternoon, I had a brief but disturbingly memorable dream, in which Gonzo was demonstrating (for my benefit it would seem) masturbation techniques, using his elongated nose as an impromptu phallus.
I will never be able to watch the Muppet Show […]

I used to think Jack Straw was an utter fuckstick of a Home Secretary (in fact, if you ever come across a £5, £10 or £20 note with the words “Jack Straw is a cunt” written along one of the edges, it’s more than likely passed through my hands at some point in it’s […]

Though I am actually still going to be in this country when the sun rises tomorrow, this is the last one I’m going to have time to photograph, so it must suffice
This is my last day in dear old Blighty for a while, and my plans for today are:

Go shopping in a short […]

Today, we took Laura’s little cousin Nichole to see Shark Tale, in the dingiest cinema I have ever seen (the only one in NJ that it was still playing in) - and apparently she loves me
American cops are very amusing to listen to when they are dealing with people, so much more […]