I won’t be voting in this year’s General Election.

It’s not because I’m apathetic - if none of the candidates seem remotely worthy of my vote, then how could I, in all good conscience, cast it for any of them just for the sake of taking part in this increasingly meaningless charade? I know for a fact that I’ve made a more informed decision than 99% of the people I grew up with, who garner all of their knowledge on current events from The Sun and 60-second “news” blips on TV.

I won’t be voting because there’s just no way to choose the lesser evil.

p.s. About the Tory-bashing image - any party cuntish enough to use the ad campaign they’ve been using this year deserves extra piss-taking

Ann Coulter is the most entertaining thing in America.

Everyone else (George W Bush included) may be more intellectually astute and better informed on current events, but for sheer volume of belly laughs and hearty chortles, Ann’s the queen-bee in my book

I don’t even need to provide a link to one of the many (many) sites out there that skillfully debunk her entire world view; her own official site is enough to hang herself with.

Annie, I salute you; now go invade Castle Greyskull and convert them all to Christianity.

p.s. Yes, I know it’s a bit of a cliche to compare her to Skeletor, but I just had to make use of the very effeminate pose that he’s making in the above screenshot