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This hideous little pubic-hair-glued-to-the-upper-lip fucker is Christopher Duncan, the 21-year old Eminem impersonator from London who was recently sentenced to life imprisonment for the murder of 26-year old Jagdip Najran.
Duncan is apparently obsessed with Eminem, to the point where he not only dresses like his idol, but is tattooed similarly. He was touting […]

This site is so cool; Justin Stebbins, AKA Saber-Scorpion makes customised LEGO models and minifigs based on his favourite movies and video games.
All of his models are highly detailed and accurately reflect their inspirations, but my personal faves have got to be his Metal Gear Solid sets, in particular his REX model (pictured) - […]

Cats do not appreciate the subtle nuances of sarcastic remarks about their impatience when it comes time to dish out their food. It almost always goes over their heads.
Dogs don’t seem to fair much better when it comes to comedic comprehension, but they do at least love a good fart gag every now and […]

Dave Sherrill, AKA Subweird, makes elbowfuckingly awesome webcomics.
Go read each and every one of them right now - I order you to.

Is it me or is del.icio.us going down a lot more since it was bought by Yahoo?
/daft_conspiracy_theory
…Cue lots of “going down/del.icio.us is a dirty slut” nonsense.

A rather large and annoying blister* has developed in the middle of my left palm - I’m starting to feel like an extra from Logan’s Run.
*Comedic Dramatisation: Blister not actually as big or red as depicted

I wrote a little post about the upcoming series of 24 (in which Jack Bauer will battle evil mutant terrorists from Vogon that are hell-bent on kidnapping all of America’s Bald Eagles, or something) over at my wife’s celebrity blog, which I help maintain in a behind-the-scenes technical capacity. We set it up (running on […]

Tim Berners-Lee has a blog - well, one post so far. He also has flamers and trolls to deal with, which in a way is strangely comforting, that our Lord and Saviour has to put up with the same crap that the rest of us do…
On a mostly unrelated note, I never knew that […]

Today our neighbours decided to blast “The Greatest Christmas Hits Eva!” so loudly that anyone within our zip code could enjoy/despise it; the worst part was that there didn’t seem to be anybody outside their house doing anything that would warrant that much aural Christmas ‘cheer’, so it makes me wonder whether or not […]