Quad Lasers

At least once a week, somebody will arrive at this site (specifically, this post) by entering various incarnations of the phrase “eat my poop” into their favourite search engine. Now, if this was a one time occurrence, it wouldn’t be so interesting (at least, it’s slightly interesting to me… ahem), but the fact that it happens with such regularity has prompted me to write this post, in which I must ask the pertinent question:

Why do you want somebody to “eat your poop”?

A: Because I’m a sophisticated sexual deviant, despite my use of the pre-school word “poop”.
B: Because I’m a bored teenager looking for “sick shit” to forward to all the retards on my buddy list.

Answers on a postcard please - just make sure to wash your hands first :P