Quad Lasers

“She was like ‘do you realise you’ve still got the price tag on your hat?’ I was like ‘yeah, it’s fashion’. She just walked off like she was a bit scared.”

“Coming from the manor and being the type of person I am, when you get something new, you want people to know it’s new,” says Sway… “So when you’ve got a tag on your hat it means you’ve just got the hat.”

Sometimes I just want to beat the purveyors of ‘yoof culture’ over the head with their own profound sense of stupidity. If we weren’t nearly half way through November already I would have sworn that this article was an April Fool’s joke.