Quad Lasers

I won’t be voting in this year’s General Election.

It’s not because I’m apathetic - if none of the candidates seem remotely worthy of my vote, then how could I, in all good conscience, cast it for any of them just for the sake of taking part in this increasingly meaningless charade? I know for a fact that I’ve made a more informed decision than 99% of the people I grew up with, who garner all of their knowledge on current events from The Sun and 60-second “news” blips on TV.

I won’t be voting because there’s just no way to choose the lesser evil.

p.s. About the Tory-bashing image - any party cuntish enough to use the ad campaign they’ve been using this year deserves extra piss-taking